CNN: BREAKING NEWS! WE TAKE YOU TO NANCY GRACE FOR THE STORY! NANCY?

Nancy Grace: Okay so we have a story of a child trying to kill his/herself today over a gif blog. What has the world come to?

The Mother: My child, almost died today! Thank goodness SayItWithGifs posted more gifs. My kid wouldnt be here without him.

The President: This incident has came to my attention that the world needs more gifs. Children are trying to kill themselves over no updated gif blogs.

Kim Kardashian: Im here today to speak to the little people about gifs. We need more. k? Please donate *shows a sad video about kids going apeshit over gifs and sad music plays in the BG* With your kind donations, these kids could have gifs.

God: Thank you SayItWithGifs, you saved another life.

Me: *posts a gif* now im bored. eh oh el

Now you all see how my life is? Ugh…